★ CLASSIFIED - TOP SECRET - MEME INVESTIGATION BUREAU ★
FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION
MEME CRIMES DIVISION
FBI@TERMINAL:~$ cat mission_briefing.txt
MISSION BRIEFING

AGENT, YOU'VE BEEN SELECTED FOR A CLASSIFIED OPERATION.

THE FBI MEME TOKEN HAS BEEN DEPLOYED TO INVESTIGATE THE MOST DANGEROUS MEMES IN THE CRYPTO SPACE.

YOUR MISSION: HODL, INVESTIGATE, AND SECURE THE BAG.

WARNING: HIGHLY ADDICTIVE MEMES DETECTED

FBI@TERMINAL:~$ access tokenomics.dat
CLASSIFIED TOKENOMICS
TOTAL SUPPLY:
1,000,000,000 $FBI
LIQUIDITY POOL:
100%
MARKETING:
50% OF GAS REWARD
TEAM:
0%
FBI@TERMINAL:~$ display contract_address.hex
CONTRACT ADDRESS
Hz2ThypkzJWTHApNrtVbCcRFWbMMEwNYZENHax6Wpump

⚠️ ALWAYS VERIFY CONTRACT ADDRESS ⚠️

FBI@TERMINAL:~$ launch buy_protocol.exe
ACQUIRE EVIDENCE ($FBI)
BUY ON PUMP.FUN BUY ON DEXSCREENER

SLIPPAGE: 5-10% | GAS: HIGH PRIORITY

FBI@TERMINAL:~$ connect social_networks.net
SECURE COMMUNICATION CHANNELS
FBI@TERMINAL:~$ display disclaimer.txt
LEGAL DISCLAIMER

THIS IS A MEME TOKEN CREATED FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY. CRYPTOCURRENCY INVESTMENTS ARE HIGHLY RISKY AND SPECULATIVE. ONLY INVEST WHAT YOU CAN AFFORD TO LOSE. THIS IS NOT FINANCIAL ADVICE.

FBI@TERMINAL:~$ █

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